HAAAAAHAAAAA..... oh god.
Up until the last line, I didn't think it was a joke. I thought it was a story someone told because it just could be, ya know? [img]wink.gif[/img]
My wife just emailed this to me.
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me-her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts,
and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of
her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
near anyone else.
One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me
that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up
and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When
she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all-clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
HAAAAAHAAAAA..... oh god.
Up until the last line, I didn't think it was a joke. I thought it was a story someone told because it just could be, ya know? [img]wink.gif[/img]
HA i love that one [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, I got suckered into that too. I thought it was going to be some "feel good" story about love. YEEEECCCHHHH!!! [img]wink.gif[/img]Originally posted by B?im?n Comes Alive:
HAAAAAHAAAAA..... oh god.
Up until the last line, I didn't think it was a joke. I thought it was a story someone told because it just could be, ya know? [img]wink.gif[/img]
nice [img]smile.gif[/img]
LOL - I've got to save that one out!
So...if he had gone direcly up the stairs, would her bedroom door have been locked?... [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]
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